The Spreadsheet Subscription That Makes Sense Of Marketing & Money Numbers So You Can Make More Profitable Decisions In Your Business
ATTENTION CREATIVE BUSINESS OWNERS
How To Leverage AI To Eliminate Those Pesky Negative Foggy Feelings About Your Business & Turn Them Into Strategic Data Driven Decisions That Make You More Money
Running a business isn’t
an emotional event….
…said no one ever.
We know logically that business is dollars and cents,
people and processes, offers and sales.
But run in ANY business circle and you’ll see that 90% of the discussions are emotional in nature.
“I feel so tired and exhausted after my launch.”
“I don’t understand why I work so hard and there’s no money left over.”
“My audience is a bunch of needy freebie seekers and I’m over it.”
“My offers aren’t selling and I feel so panicky.”
“I don’t know what to do to increase my visibility and I feel tired just thinking about it.”
“I want to burn it all to the ground.”
“I’m stressed trying to figure out what isn’t working and how to fix it.”
Don’t feel bad that you feel bad. Seriously. It’s normal.
And at the risk of sounding horribly cliché, the cure for all this stress is really very simple.
All your negative emotions and feelings about your business
stem from two things: Beliefs & Expectations.
Offensive unpopular opinion incoming…
Many of these beliefs and expectations are completely bananas, unrealistic,
wrong, and made up in fantasyland.
What if we could change our expectations and beliefs about what our business and offers should be doing? Those negative feelings would disappear…and in its place…
Knowledge, data, and determination.
That leads to strategic decisions and more money.
Over the years, we’ve built many spreadsheets and GPTs to help people understand their numbers and data to make more data driven decisions.
The benefits of our work are far reaching for students.
Less overwhelm when working on marketing and offers
More understanding of what’s “normal” in terms of numbers
Easy ways to find what levers to pull in their funnel to make things more profitable
Projections and estimations that help manage expectations and drive decisions about how hard to market a particular product
Simple calculations that don’t require any sort of formal training or tech skills
But the world has changed.
And since 2020, we’ve been running FG Funnels and know that our users need answers fast. While we love a good spreadsheet, we know that AI and Custom GPTs can often get you to the answer even faster. Problem is…figuring out the right prompts and tools is just another thing on your to-do list.
That’s when we had the idea for a no-fuss subscription where we’d drop one of our ridiculously helpful Custom GPTs, AI Tools, or Spreadsheets a month (with a short training) and help you turn all that negative foggy feeling into knowledge you can put to work.
So We Did.
That’s why we’re SO flippin’ excited to bring you….
The AI & Data Subscription That Makes Sense Of Marketing & Money Numbers So You Can Make More Profitable Decisions In Your Business
WHAT’S INCLUDED
IN YOUR MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION:
1 Absurdly Useful & Beautifully Designed AI Tool, Custom GPT, or Spreadsheet That Will Help You Grow Your Business
1 Ridiculously Easy & Simple Tutorial That Will Get You Zooming Around Your New Tool Like A Pro
1 Email That Gives You The Exact Reason WHY This Was Built & How It’s Used For Context
Nothing extra* to distract you from the very important task of CEO-ing your business.
*Except This Cool Side Benefit: As a member, you can submit a request for a particular type of calculator, tracker, or AI bot. Maybe we’ll work it into our queue!
December 2025 Current Tool:
2026 Planning GPT & Roadmap
Decision Tree
Types Of Problems These Tools Will Solve:
How to figure out if your offer sucks or if you just have wildly mismanaged expectations
What you should pay yourself as the CEO of your company
What split test you should try first to get that pesky ROAS up on your ads
What you should price a new offer at to be able to afford your new boat
How to predict your launch numbers with accuracy and celebrate real wins
What you should and shouldn’t include in your upcoming launches
Dates & times for strategic sales campaigns
Elements & checklists for particular types of marketing
How to project into the future like a palm reader
How to calculate value stacks
The plan to afford a $1m dream home
Content ideas to keep you busy on social
How big your audience needs to be to hit a revenue goal
Deciding between launch strategies (i.e. whether to do a challenge or webinar or paid workshop)
Configuring key performance indicators like lifetime value and cost to acquire a customer
How price changes will impact your funnels and revenue long term
Benchmarks for healthy business margins
Wireframes for different types of funnels
How to work backwards into a goal for a new offer
NO CONTRACTS
Individual Access
$12/mo
1 Absurdly Useful AI Tool or Spreadsheet That Will Help You Grow Your Business
1 Ridiculously Easy & Simple Tutorial That Will Get You Zooming Around Your Tool Like A Pro
1 Email That Gives You The Exact Reason WHY This Was Built & How It’s Used For Context
Delivered to your inbox each month!
FOR USE WITH 1:1 CLIENTS
Private Group License
$47/mo
1 Absurdly Useful AI Tool or Spreadsheet That Will Help You Grow Your Business
1 Ridiculously Easy & Simple Tutorial That Will Get You Zooming Around Your Tool Like A Pro
1 Email That Gives You The Exact Reason WHY This Was Built & How It’s Used For Context
Unlimited use with your Private Clients (see details) for one low monthly price
Delivered to your inbox each month!
Our "No-Tech-Headache" Guarantee :)
They will take you MAX 15 minutes to learn
You don't need to be a prompt engineer or a freak in the spreadsheets to use them
They will be obscenely useful (and addictive)
Cancel anytime, no hassle no problem - reach out to
[email protected] to the nicest, most helpful customer
support team in the Internet Marketing universe and beyond.
Still Not Sure? Get One Tool For Free… On Us!
YES! Try before you buy. We think you will love it! À la the Costco sample.
Right below we’re gifting you one of our tools, one tutorial, and one email so you can see exactly what you’re getting. If you’re ready to buy, no worries. This free gifted one delivers the MINUTE you sign up too!
"I used the Funnel Build Pricing Calculator to make 6 figures in my funnel building and offer strategy business and it has proven to be a solid foundation. FG spreadsheets are user friendly with example data taken from real world use. Even if you like building your own worksheets, you will love having these ready made tools in your back pocket!" - Michelle LaRue
Frequently Asked Questions
What tool are they built in?
Mostly custom GPTs and AI interfaces. However, sometimes the best tool for the job is still the one, the only... GOOGLE SHEETS. We use the best tool for the specific outcome.
Do I need special software?
You generally just need internet access and a free account for the AI tool of the month (typically ChatGPT or Google Gemini). If we drop a spreadsheet, it will be in Google Sheets, but you can put them in Excel or whatever the tool is Apple uses these days (we don’t even know).
How is this different from [insert FG course + GPT/spreadsheet I have]?
Welp. That depends. Most of our courses come with cool spreadsheets or GPTs. And yes, some of those assets might appear here (clutches pearls). But this subscrption is focused on the future of data: AI. So if you’re not cool with that, don’t buy. Though, the email and tutorial alone are worth the price of membership if it means you actually dust off that tool and cough cough use it!
Can I use the Individual Account with my team?
You betcha. The design of this is for you to use IN your business, teammates included. Individual accounts are not allowed to share the sheet or try to resell it. However, with the Group License (currently $47/mo), you are allowed to share with private clients ONLY, still no sharing with anyone other than clients, and still no reselling or repurposing of any kind.
I am a coach/consultant /course creator and want to use these in my programs. Can I?
Right now the agency/service provider license is only for 1:1 work per the question above. If you're running group programs where you don't work 1:1 with a client or have face-to-face interaction or a DIY course, we don't currently have a license for this. For use in a scaled capacity like courses, please email us at [email protected] to see if we can accommodate your specific needs.
Do I have to be an FG Funnels customer to use this?
Nope, anyone can use it. There are no prerequisites to joining Metrics Muse.
I suck at tech/spreadsheets.
Is that a question? We kid.
That’s okay! In fact if you hate doing the heavy lifting of data analysis, this is the #1 reason you should join. Because we’ve done the prompting and formatting work for you.
It seems like your tools are solving LOTS of problems. Is this a marketing product?
This is all about the intersection of marketing and finance. Most people have no idea how to interpret marketing data or financial data, never mind make connections between the two. Each month we’ll focus on one super specific number or goal, to keep overwhelm to a minimum.
You could keep groping in the dark making business decisions that are akin to spaghetti on a wall…
Or you can take the small but mighty step into the world of money, marketing, and AI-driven data and get clear on what your numbers mean and how to make them work for you.
And for those of you already deep in the world of KPI’s and projections, these tools are based on real world data and come with accurate expectations that you can pull into your own tracking software and dashboards.
We can’t wait to help!
xx Julie & Cathy
NO CONTRACTS
Individual Access
$12/mo
1 Absurdly Useful AI Tool or Spreadsheet That Will Help You Grow Your Business
1 Ridiculously Easy & Simple Tutorial That Will Get You Zooming Around Your Tool Like A Pro
1 Email That Gives You The Exact Reason WHY This Was Built & How It’s Used For Context
Delivered to your inbox each month!
FOR USE WITH 1:1 CLIENTS
Private Group License
$47/mo
1 Absurdly Useful AI Tool or Spreadsheet That Will Help You Grow Your Business
1 Ridiculously Easy & Simple Tutorial That Will Get You Zooming Around Your Tool Like A Pro
1 Email That Gives You The Exact Reason WHY This Was Built & How It’s Used For Context
Unlimited use with your Private Clients (see details) for one low monthly price
Delivered to your inbox each month!
December 2025 Current Tool:
2026 Planning GPT & Roadmap Decision Tree
"The pricing calculator spreadsheet helps match a price point with a consideration of what level of problem are you solving with your offer. This is something all my course creation clients ask for advice around. The spreadsheet also identifies the right payment plan for each price point. So helpful, thanks!" - Lindsey Barlow
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